Browser Captured the Princess

Bowser: Go ahead and yell as loud as you can, nobody will save you.

Princess: As loud as you can, as loud as you can!!

Nobody: Princess, I’m here to save you

Bowser: Speak of the Devil

Devil: Bowser, you called me?

Bowser: Whaa! A Ghost!!

Ghost: Dang, I have been found.

Bowser: Oh my God.

God: Who is calling me?

Who: Nobody is call you.

Nobody: No I didn’t. Making things up.

Things up: Who is making me?

Who: Talking about me again? You guys looking for trouble?

Trouble: Which of you is looking for me?

Which of you: Looking for you? No I’m not…. wow there’s a lot of people here.

A lot of people: I just arrived. Who are you?

Which of you: I am not who.

Who: He is not me.

Princess: Is everyone here to save me?

Everyone: I am not here to save you; I am here to watch the fun.

Fun: What’s so interesting about me?

God: Not my business, gonna go.

Bowser: Before you go, answer this question. Why is there so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to act like this?

This: Why are you acting like me when you can act as Bowser?

Princess: If nobody is Bowser, then I can leave.
Nobody: If I am Bowser, why would I let you leave…

Why would I: I wouldn’t let Princess leave, I want to watch the fun.

Fun: What are you fucking looking at?

Looking at: What are you….. you are going to do THAT to me?

What are you: No I am not!

I: None of my business.

rowser: Fuck I’m going to be crazy.

Crazy: What do you want from me?

What do you: I don’t know anything!

I don’t: How would I know?

How would I: I’m here, is someone calling me?

Someone: I didn’t call you.

I didn’t: Who called him?

Who: I’ve been wronged…I didn’t

I didn’t: I didn’t wrong you.

You: Of course, you wouldn’t dare.

Of course: Who said I wouldn’t dare!!

Who: Please…. I didn’t say…

I didn’t: What do you want me to say?

I don’t: Wait…. Aren’t you my long lost brother separated years ago?

Who: I have to leave this troublesome place

My long lost brother separated years ago: Wow… I got called despite such a long name!

Troublesome: ohhh so this is MY place…

I didn’t/I don’t: Shush. We are talking.

We: I’m not talking…

I’m not: I didn’t say anything!

I didn’t: Go, we’ll go outside.

Go: naaaahhh

I don’t: None of your business. Shoo. [Exit I didn’t and I don’t]

None of your business: Whaaaaa, Why shooed me?

Why: I didn’t shoo you. Awww don’t cry…

Awww: Is someone calling me?

Someone: Who is calling you?

Who: I really have to go... T.T

Go: Seriously, no.

None of your business: …. Aren’t you my cousin?

None of my business: … Long time no see!

Bowser: God ,this is a family gathering…

God: ?

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