Bowser: Go ahead and yell as loud as you can, nobody will save you.
Princess: As loud as you can, as loud as you can!!
Nobody: Princess, I’m here to save you
Bowser: Speak of the Devil
Devil: Bowser, you called me?
Bowser: Whaa! A Ghost!!
Ghost: Dang, I have been found.
Bowser: Oh my God.
God: Who is calling me?
Who: Nobody is call you.
Nobody: No I didn’t. Making things up.
Things up: Who is making me?
Who: Talking about me again? You guys looking for trouble?
Trouble: Which of you is looking for me?
Which of you: Looking for you? No I’m not…. wow there’s a lot of people here.
A lot of people: I just arrived. Who are you?
Which of you: I am not who.
Who: He is not me.
Princess: Is everyone here to save me?
Everyone: I am not here to save you; I am here to watch the fun.
Fun: What’s so interesting about me?
God: Not my business, gonna go.
Bowser: Before you go, answer this question. Why is there so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to act like this?
This: Why are you acting like me when you can act as Bowser?
Princess: If nobody is Bowser, then I can leave.
Nobody: If I am Bowser, why would I let you leave…
Why would I: I wouldn’t let Princess leave, I want to watch the fun.
Fun: What are you fucking looking at?
Looking at: What are you….. you are going to do THAT to me?
What are you: No I am not!
I: None of my business.
rowser: Fuck I’m going to be crazy.
Crazy: What do you want from me?
What do you: I don’t know anything!
I don’t: How would I know?
How would I: I’m here, is someone calling me?
Someone: I didn’t call you.
I didn’t: Who called him?
Who: I’ve been wronged…I didn’t
I didn’t: I didn’t wrong you.
You: Of course, you wouldn’t dare.
Of course: Who said I wouldn’t dare!!
Who: Please…. I didn’t say…
I didn’t: What do you want me to say?
I don’t: Wait…. Aren’t you my long lost brother separated years ago?
Who: I have to leave this troublesome place
My long lost brother separated years ago: Wow… I got called despite such a long name!
Troublesome: ohhh so this is MY place…
I didn’t/I don’t: Shush. We are talking.
We: I’m not talking…
I’m not: I didn’t say anything!
I didn’t: Go, we’ll go outside.
Go: naaaahhh
I don’t: None of your business. Shoo. [Exit I didn’t and I don’t]
None of your business: Whaaaaa, Why shooed me?
Why: I didn’t shoo you. Awww don’t cry…
Awww: Is someone calling me?
Someone: Who is calling you?
Who: I really have to go... T.T
Go: Seriously, no.
None of your business: …. Aren’t you my cousin?
None of my business: … Long time no see!
Bowser: God ,this is a family gathering…
God: ?
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