Once they got there, they were greeted by Devil. ''You have both killed people and now ypo are going to hell for that. But, you have a choice. You can go to eastern or western hell.'', said the devil. ''What's the difference?'' asked soldiers.
''Well, as always, devil in details. It's the small things. For example in eastern hell you have to eat a bucket of vomit everyday, and in westers only one spoon. Eastern is mostly populated with Orthodox souls, while western is mostly Catholic. Stuff like that.'' replied devil. Russian decided to go to eastern, while American choose westarn.
After a while they meet in same boiling cauldron. ''How is western hell?'' Russian asked. ''Ah, usual. Boiling cauldrons, torture, stuff like that. But that spoon with vomit. Ugh! Disguisting! That is the worst. I can't immagine what' like in eastern with full bucket.'' American replied.
''Well, there was vomit shortage in eastern hell last month, month before that devils which brought vomit were on strike, and month before that buckets hadn't arrived. Didn' touch the stuff yet.''
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