As he enters the woods he sees a leprechaun so he grabs that fucker by the arm. He tells the leprechaun, "I want my three wishes". The leprechaun agrees but explains to the man he is not a normal leprechaun and that for every wish he is granted his ex-wife will receive twice the wish. He thinks for a moment and then agrees.
The man first says ,"Well hmm I've never had that much money so give me a million dollars". He is granted the money while his ex-wife receives two million dollars.
The next wish he explains how he hasn't had a woman in his life for such a long time so he wishes for a young hot female to accommodate him in any way he wishes. Along with this his ex-wife will receive two good looking men, menage a trois whenever she pleases.
For the final wish the man clenches the leprechauns arm hard while the leprechaun asks, "What was that for?!", the man answers "Well I'm contemplating my next wish, I want you to beat me halfway to death".
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