Hypothetical and reality?'

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: 'Dad, what's the difference
between hypothetical and reality?'


The father replies: 'Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I
feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if
she'd have sex with the mailman for $500, 000.'


The boy goes and asks his mother: 'Mom, would you have sex with the mailman
for $500, 000?' The mother replies: 'Hell yes I would!'


The little boy returns to his father: 'Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'' The
father then says: 'Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with
her principal for $500, 000.'


The boy asks his sister: 'Would you have sex with your principal for $500,
000?' The sister replies: 'Hell yes I would!'


He returns to his father: 'Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'' The father
answers: 'Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in
reality, we're just living with a couple of whores.'