Bringing up Baby

Three expectant mothers sat in the obstetrician's office, knitting little sweaters for their impending children. One of them pops a pill in her mouth and the nurse asks, "What did you just take?"

"Iron." she replied. "I want my baby to have strong muscles!"


A second mother pops a pill in her mouth and the nurse again asks about it.

"Calcium.", she said. "I want my baby to have strong bones!"

Finally, the third woman pops a pill in her mouth and again the nurse asks her what she's taking.

"Thalidomide. I can't get these fucking arms right!"

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