Brian Johnson walks into a wine shop...

He places his order and for the next ten minutes, the shop assistant is running back and forth with crates of wine. Afterwards, the shop assistant's co-worker comes in and says, "Blimey, what did that guy want." The shop assistant replies, "He had a bit of red and a bit of white but mostly just a whole lotta rosé."

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