Finally, something other than Smiley faces ... :)
(o)(o) Perfect breasts
(+)(+) Fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) High nipple breasts
(@)(@) Big nipple breasts
00 A cups
{O}{O} D cups
(oYo) Wonderbra breasts
(^)(^) Cold breasts
(o)(O) Lopsided breasts
(Q)(O) Pierced breasts
(p)(p) Hanging tassels breasts
o/o/ Grandma breasts
( - )( - ) Flat against the Shower Door breasts
IoIIoI Android breasts
($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts
And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked
the woman, "Is there anything you would like changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could you get rid of the middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
The the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in
her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.
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