**FATHER**: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?
**daughter** :i dont know
**Father**: you can tuna a piano but you can't piano a tuna.
**daughter** :heheheehe
**daughter**: what about the glue?
**Father** : I knew you'd get stuck there.
**daughter** : oh god!
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