So this guy goes to the doctor...

...and says he can't poop. The doctor tells him to take a pill and come back the next day. The patient come back the next day and says,

"Doc, the pill didn't work. I still couldn't pass a bowel movement"

Doc-

"Hmm. Here, take these two pills and come back in a couple days"

So the patient takes the pills an comes back in two day with no results.

"Your pills still didn't work, Doc."

Doc-

"Interesting. Here, take these THREE pills and come back in three days time. This method hasn't failed and other patient before."

So he takes the pills and comes back in three days, STILL not pooping.

"Doc, they aren't working. I still have not pooped once. "

Doc-

"No shit....."



I apologize for and mistakes and if it is portly written. I am on mobile.