Boy turns 18, so his uncle decides to get him an escort for his birthday. [puzzle-joke]

The uncle wants some action too, so he finds them two hookers; however, each hooker only has one condom, since they were expecting to only have one customer each. The girls talk it over, however, and decide that if as long as everyone's save, they can use their allotted time as they please between the both of them. How do they each have safe sex with both hookers with only two condoms between the both of them?
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1. First, the boy puts both condoms on his wood, has sex with hooker "A"

2. Then he takes off the top condom and gives it to his uncle to wear to hookup with hooker "A"

3. The boy uses the condom still on his wiener to do hooker "B"

4. The uncle then takes the boys condom and throws it over his own condom he was wearing for hooker "A" to do hooker "B"

Problem solved!

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