Damo has sprained his ankle and his mate Mick comes round to see him.
Mick says, “How you goin?”
Damo says, “alright mate, but do me a favour, jog upstairs and grab me slippers, me toes are freezing.”
Mick goes upstairs and sees Damo's hot 18-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed.
He says, “Your dad’s sent me up here to have sex with both of you.”
“Fuck off" they say, "prove it.”
Mick shouts downstairs, “Damo, mate, both of em?”
Damo shouts back, “Of course both of em, what’s the point of fuckin one?”
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