Blue Town

A man is driving through an unfamiliar country and his car breaks down on the side of the road. He desperately needs help to repair his car so he starts walking and eventually makes it to a town.
This is Blue Town where everything is blue. The people are blue, the fire trucks are blue, the roads, the houses, even the mail boxes were blue. that last bit wasn't really that unusual, but the point is this is Blue Town.
The man finds a Blue Diner and asks the waitress where the local mechanic is. She tells him that he is out for the day and his shop is closed. But if he high tails it to Red Town, he might find a mechanic there.
He does just that. He gets in a blue taxi straight to Red Town. There, everything is red. The water tower is red, the buses are red, the people all wear red and have red hair, the stop signs, fire engines and hydrants were all red. Which again, is not that weird. But you get the idea.
Again, he finds a Diner(red), and again asks the local waitress about a mechanic. he gets told that the mechanic is held up in the hospital due to a problem with the pneumatic lift of his breaking his right shin the day before. And since he is the sole mechanic, the shop is closed. the waitress directs him to Purple Town.
He goes to Purple Town and gets a very similar story but no mechanic. He goes to Yellow Town, Green Town, Maroon Town, Taupe Town and even Plaid Town, but gets no help at all.
Finally he sits down at the diner located in the center of Brown Town. Inside the diner, he spies 5 guys sitting at a table, 4 of which were eating cornflakes. Exhausted and hungry, he asks the waitress for a cup of coffee and some french toast. She obliges and hands him his food 15 minutes later. Afterward they have a torrid affair, 2 illigitimate children and spend the rest of their lives sniping at eachother over child support.

Now: What is the moral of the story?

4 out of 5 people prefer cornflakes.

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