Blood Transfusion


The victim of an awful automobile accident was pronounced dead
on arrival at the hospital, and the emergency nurse was ordered
to prepare the body for the undertaker. Removing his clothes,
she discovered that the young man had died with the most massive
ERECTION she had ever seen. Unable to take her eyes off it, she
finally yielded to temptation, took off her panties, straddled
the stiff and proceeded to enjoy herself.


She was just getting down from the table when a second nurse
came in and saw her and promptly reprimanded her for her obscene
behavior. "What's the harm?" shot back the first nurse. "I
enjoyed it, and HE surely didn't mind it. Besides, he can't
complain and I can't get pregnant. Why don't you give it a try
too?"


"Oh, I can't possibly," said the second nurse, blushing. "First,
he's dead and second, I've got my period. Anyway, listen, the
doctor is looking for you." And so the first nurse left.


The second nurse got to work, but soon found herself terribly
excited by this massive hard-on and finally climbed on top of
it. Just as she was starting to cum, she was astonished to feel
the man climax too! Looking down and seeing his eyelids starting
to flutter, she exclaimed in shock, "I thought you were dead!"
"Lady, I thought I was too," said the man, "until you gave me
that blood transfusion."

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