1. Order a cheese burger with no cheese.
2. Ask if they would like to buy some soap.
3. Sing "I think your tractor's sexy"
4. If you're in a drive-through, say, "Man, I think you're ugly."
5. Keep changing your order for over an hour.
6. When you pull up to the window, try to make it look like your window won't go down.
7. Ask how much it would be to be in the restaurant while in the drive through.
8. Have a Chinese accent and order a soda but not a certain kind and say, "No, no Dr. Pepper he no certified doctor."
9. In the drive through say, "I'm holding Ronald McDonald hostage. For his release I want 3 big macs and a sonic toy."
10. If you're at a life insurance place, order a big mac.
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