A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a customers door saying "I need 45 gallons of milk."He knocked on the door and a beautiful blond answered it."Is this a mistake?"the milkman asked."No," she said, "I was watching a talk show and it said that bathing in milk is good for your skin.""Really?"replied the milkman."Do you want it pasteurised?""No, up to my tits would be fine," she said
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