Real blonde

A film director was interviewing blonds for a movie. He asked
for natural blondes. First blonde walked in and he asked are
your pubic hairs blonde she replys no, "he says sorry I want a
real blonde" well after about the 20th blonde he had,had enough
so the next to walk in "he said look I need a real blonde" she
says im a natural blonde,he says proove it so she drops her
pants, he says your as black as the ace of spades you cant be a
natural blonde. She asks him to put his thumb on the desk, she
takes of her stilletto shoe and bangs it on his thumb nail,he
screams and says shit that hurt and its gone all black she
replys and thats only after one bang!