A blonde was sitting in her house watching T.V. She looked out the window to her neighbors house and saw it was on fire. She called 911 and told the lady on the other line: "My neighbors house is on fire!" The lady asks,"How do we get there?" The blonde replies, "Duh! A fire truck!"
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