Blonde quickies 1


Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!


Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.


Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.


Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.


Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)


Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!


Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just dyed her hair.


Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.


Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.


Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

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