An accountant is playing golf with his friend and they're talking about the accountant's new car. "Yeah, I got a really good deal on the car, but I messed up the loan big time. The interest is fixed regardless of how I pay it off."
His friend nods in sympathy "Well I guess you might as well drag out the payments."
"Oh no, I'm still going to make double payments like I always do."
"Why the hell would you do that?! You just told me it won't save you a *dime* on interest!"
"Well", said the accountant scrunching up his face, "it's the principle of the thing."
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