A couple has a very serious problem: They think their 7 year old son has a very small penis.
Worried, they take him to the doctor who tells them that the problem is not that serious but just to be sure that his penis grows to be large and thick the kid needs to eat every morning a slice of bread with a generous amount of nutella spread on it.
The next morning the kid wakes up and finds his mother among tons of slices of bread covered with nutella and empty jars and bread all over the kitchens. The kid innocently says: "mum i don't think i will be able to eat all this!" and the mother replies: "what the hell are you talking about? your slice is on the table, the rest is for your father!"
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