A policeman was walking the beat when suddenly he saw a large black man pummeling a small jewish man as he pinned him to the concrete. The policeman quickly rushed in to break up the scuffle.
He asked the black man what was going on and why he was beating the helpless man.
The black man responded "He called me a black bastard!"
The policeman looked down to the beaten jewish man and asked. "Is it true? Did you call this man a black bastard?"
The jewish man looked at the policeman and said "No! The gentleman asked me where the store was and I told him he was a block past it."
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