A girl wants to go out with her friends for the day so she asks her dad to borrow the car. The dad, hesitant to let his daughter take the car says "You only can take it if you give me a blowjob". She obliges and begins to give her dad a blowjob.
She quickly stops and says "Ew dad your dick tastes like shit!"
Dad: "Oh right, your brother has the car."
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