A blind and deaf couple are having trouble communicating in the bedroom. So one night the woman says "if you want to have sex, squeeze my breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my breast 2 times." the man replies "ok. If you want to have sex, tug my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, tug on my penis 100 times."
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