A blonde, a brunette & red head are waiting to be seen at the Gynecologist office. All three are pregnant. They start talking to eachother about their babies.
Brunette: I'm going to have a boy because I was on top during sex.
Redhead: Well, I was on the bottom during sex so I'm having a girl.
Blonde: Oh my God! I'm going to have puppies!!!
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