A man walks into a bar the week after thanksgiving and seats himself in front of the bartender. Seeing that the man is clearly distraught the bar tender asks him "whats the matter with you?".
"Well" the man begins "where to start?" He sighed and slouched on his stool continuing "last week I caught my wife sleeping with my sister, I caught my brother sleeping with my dog, walked in on my father sleeping with my mother and my kids sleeping with each other!"
The bartender recoils "jesus, what did you do?" He asks.
The man shrugged "Well I had no choice, I had to sleep on the couch."
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