A black man and his young son were on a plane when one of the engines blew out.
Amidst the screams, the captain made an announcement:
" Ok, some of our passengers are going to have jump off the plane.
You will be selected in alphabetical order. Staring with, A: All African Americans."
The young boy raises his hand, only to have it pulled back down by his father.
"Next we'll have B: All blacks please get up and jump off the plane" The little boy does the same thing and is stopped by his father.
"O.K, now C: colored people" The little boy raises his hand yet again and again his father pulls it down.
His son is confused and asks: "Daddy, I thought we were black, why do you keep pulling my hand down?"
His father looks at him sternly and replies, " Son, today we are fucking niggers, and the mexicans are jumping first."
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