The Briton says: "My day sucked major arse. Me job was taken by a bloody Polish immigrant. Now I can't even afford to drink my tea and beer!"
The Australian says: "Nah mate, my day was a lot worse. Some Indonesian bloke stole me money! Now I can't afford to surf and go walkabout!"
The Haitian chuckles. The Brit and Aussie ask him what is so funny. The Haitian says: "In Haiti, we don't have that problem!"
"Must be bloody good for ya mate."
"Not really."
The Briton is angry at this. He shouts at the Haitian "DO YOU 'AVE ANY FOOKIN' IDEA WHAT IT IS LIKE TO LOSE YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY?"
The Haitian laughs. "Nope! I do not know what it's like."
The Aussie is confused as hell, "So how is it bad for you
Haitian cries and says "I have never had money."
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