It's Christmas Eve in a home for disabled children. At midnight the door swings open and a completely wasted smelling with booze Santa stumbles in. He throws his bag in the middle of the room and leaves. All kids jump off their beds and start fighting for the gifts.
One boy, no arms no legs, is still laying in his bed.
-May I please get a gift too?
Nobody cares, everyone's trying to get a gift for themselves.
-May I please get something too?
No success. They're too busy fighting each other.
Desperately he rolls off his bed and using his chin starts making his way to the pile. He gets through, bites left and right, snatches one gift with his teeth and makes his way back to the bed.
Finally he tears through the box and..
-Fuck. A jumping rope...
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