A blonde (let's call her Blonde #1) and her twin sister (let's call her Blonde #2) were celebrating the twin's birthday and Blonde#2 gave Blonde#1 a present.
Blonde#1: "Oh, thank you so much! When's your birthday? I have to start planning what to get you!"
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