1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not.
2) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
3) If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
4) It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
5) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
6) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
7) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
8) Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: "Enter Password Now."
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