Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before
the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.
The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President
Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch."
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