President Bush had his annual physical.
The good news is he is in great shape, amazing shape.
They said his heart beat at rest is down from 52 beats a minute to 47 beats per minute. Which is pretty impressive when you think that Dick Cheney sometimes doesn't have a heart beat at all.
-Jay Leno
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