Clinton's clock

Bill Clinton is sitting next to a 19-year-old White House intern one day at a
gathering. The President says to her, "Would you like to come to the Oval Office
and see my clock?"
She says, "No, Mr. President, I don't think so�.


The President replies, "Please, I'd really like to show it to you."


"No, Mr. President, I really can't."


"Come on. Come and see my clock. It'll only take a minute."


"All right. If it won't take long.", replied the intern.


They go to the Oval Office. The President sits down, unzips his pants, and
pulls out his penis.


The intern says, "Mr. President! That's not a clock, it's a cock!!!"


The President replies, "Well, you're right, but if you put two hands and a
face on it, it's a clock."