There was a new kid at the local high school that started getting into trouble so he was sent to the principals office. The principal says "Hey there son you must be new I've never seen you around. What's your name? ". The boy replies "I'm the biggest baddest kid in town and I'll kick your beep from street to street". The principal got offended so he suspended him for the day. As the boy was walking home he passes a police officer. The police officer says "It's the middle of the day what are you doing out in the streets? I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket what's your name son? ". The boy replies "I'm the biggest baddest kid in town and I'll kick your beep from street to street". The police officer, feeling threatened, pulls out his gun and shoots him. The boy goes directly to hell and the devil says "what's your name little boy?". He responds "I'm the biggest baddest kid in town and I'll kick your beep from street to street." The devil then replies "oh ya? Well I'm the red one from down below and I'll burn you up from head to toe."
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