There's a regular customer at the local bar, Big Cheif. He is a large Native American man who sits at the bar, in his denim jacket, quietly putting away a number of Labatt Blue's most nights.
One night a group of uppity homosexuals, probably from the big city find their way into the bar and begin ordering fruity cocktails and frozen drinks. They are loud, boisterous and are clearly celebrating something.
One of the gay guys says to the other "You see that big Indian man at the bar? I dare you to go up and tell him you give him the best blowjob he's ever had in his life!!" "I'll dooo it! I'll fackin doo it", responded the intoxicated and uninhibited gay man.
So he heads over to Big Cheif, all eyes watching him. He leans over and whispers something into his ear...when suddenly Big Cheif grabs the gay man and drags him out of the bar. People could hear the dulled punches and welps from outside, as Cheif surely was just putting a beating on him.
Cheif comes back in, walks calmly to the bar, sits and takes a big sip of his beer. "Holy shit Cheif", said the bartender. "What the heck did that guys say to you??"
"I don't know", said Cheif..."Something about a job"
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