A very pregnant single woman gets a leaky faucet so she calls a plumber who gets to work immediately in the bathroom upstairs. The woman goes into labour downstairs and yells "omg my water broke!"
The plumber, focused on his job, yells from upstairs "Yes ma'am I know, I'm working on it"
The plumber, misguided, didn't realize the woman was pregnant and continued to fix the pipe. The woman did not receive any help and was forced to deliver the child in her own home.
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