best men's joke ever

The guy sent this letter to the men's magazine.

I need advice and its emergency!
Not long ago i started realizing that my wife is cheating on me!Very obvious:if someone calls her and im around-she just hangs up on them, she have girls nights with her girlfriends way to often and when i ask who is all gonna be there she says that i dont know them, i always wait for a cab she takes when she comes home but she ask them to drop her off one block away so i would not know what the car is. And one day i took her phone to see what time it was and she got so pissed and told me not to ever touch her phone again. But i just simply never asked her because i guess i didnt want to know the truth. But last night when she just left the house without telling me where she was going i couldnt wait anymore. So i went outside and hid behind my car so i can see which car she is going to get in, i got down on my knees and saw the huge rusty spots on my front tire brake shoe. So please tell me what to do!can i drive with it?Is it safe?Or should i change them?I got those from my friends shop but im wondering if its some cheap china shitty brand-so should i just get the new or what?Thank you!Please tell me what to do!

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