Dad goes to his son and says: "Son I want you to marry a girl I have selected for you".
The son says "No way".
The dad says, "She's the daughter of Bill Gates".
The son says "Ok then".
The father goes to Bill Gates and says: "I want your daughter to marry my son".
Bill Gates says: "No way".
The father says, "He's the ambassador of the World Bank".
Bill Gates says "Ok then".
The father goes to the World Bank head and says "I want you to make my son the international ambassador".
The World Bank head says "No way".
The father says "He's the son-in-law of Bill Gates".
The World Bank head says "Ok then".
Now that's a dad who really loves his retarded kid.
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