A drunk is stumbling around under a street light. A stranger walks past, sees him and says "what are you doing?". The drunk says "I'm looking for my house keys, they fell out of my pocket". So the stranger helps him look around. A good while passes. They've looked all over the place and find nothing. Finally, the stranger says "where exactly did you drop the keys?". The Drunk says "I lost them as soon as I stepped out of my house". The stranger, furious, says "what the hell you doing looking for them here, then!?". The drunk, righteous in his conviction says "because there's a light here!".
Was translated from a presentation on investment, FTR.
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