Harry Potter, Ron, and Hermione stop into Bertie Bott's shop one day. Bertie says, "I've been working on a new product called Every Flavour Lollies and I'm giving out free samples. And they have an extra surprise feature. Which flavour would you like to try?"
Ron gets a big smile and says, "I'll take bacon!" Bertie hands Ron a lolly and he licks it and says, "Wow, it tastes like bacon!"
Bertie says, "Now for the surprise, flip it over!"
"Ok," says Ron, as he flips it over and takes a lick. "Mmm, eggs!"
Hermione says, "I'd like to try cappuccino please." She takes a lick and smiles, then turns it over, takes a lick, and says, "Yum, biscotti!"
Harry gets a mischievous grin and says, "Do you have pussy flavour?"
"Sure," says Bertie as he hands Harry a lolly.
Harry takes a lick and spits in disgust. "This tastes like shit!"
Bertie nods and says, "Now flip it over!"
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