So an Indian, a Chinese, and an American are in a plane

The plane starts falling because it has too much weight, so the three men decide to throw out the things they need least to reduce weight.

The Indian man throws out a bowl of curry. "I have too much of this in my country." he says.

The Chinese man throws out a bowl of noodles. "I have too much of this in my country." he says.

The American man pushes the Indian and Chinese man out the plane. "I have too many of these in my country." he says.

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