Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers. The man thought for a moment. What are peers? he asked. They're people just like you â your equals. Forget it, retorted the defendant. I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.
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