So a man is at work, trying to meet deadlines, but his wife was feeling a incredibly flirty. She sent him several texts, trying in vain to get his attention. A few hours later, she decided to send him some risqué pictures. She finally got her response: "Well Catherine... I was working hard, but now im hard at work."
(I was inspired by [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/3s2r68/custom_made_log_stripper/cwtldu4))
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