Beer, Cigs, and Condoms


One day, 3 mothers, a blonde, brunette, and a red head, expect their daughters are having sex, so they decide to go through their purses.


The brunette mother goes through her daughters purse, and finds a can of beer. She thinks to herself, Oh no my daughter drinks!


The red head mother goes next and she find a pack of cigarettes. She thinks, Oh no, my daughter drinks!


The blonde mother goes last, and finds a condom. She thinks, Oh no, my daughter has a penis!

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