Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
one who�s thingy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
when he promises to call, he won�t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair & opens my door,
Massages my back & begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
knows just what to say when I ask "How bag�s my behind?
One who'll make love till my body's a twitching',
in the hall, the tub, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
and never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the jackass you sent me instead.
A-man.
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