Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have
nothing to lose.
Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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