This little girl takes a shower with her mom. She looks up and says "mom what are those?" "Those are my breasts" the mother replied. "You will get these when you get older." Then the little girl looks down and says "mom what's that?" "That is my beaver, you will get hair on your when you get older."
The little girls parents had to leave town and she had to stay the night with her grandma. Later they took a shower and the little girl says "Grandma are those your breasts?" She says "Yes, did your mom teach you that?" Then the girls looks down and says "is that your beaver?" "Yes, your mom taught you that? "Yes grandma."
The little girl returns home a couple days later and is having dinner with her parents and says "Mom, dad, I think grandma is sick." The mother says "Why do you say that honey?" the girls replies "grandma's beaver has gray hair and it's tongue is hanging out."
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