A man who has been locked up in prison escapes after 20 years. Poor and hungry, he breaks into a house looking for some money and food. Instead, he stumbles upon a couple making love in the bedroom.
He demands the man get out of bed and ties him to a chair. Afterwards, he ties the woman to the bed. He climbs on top of her and begins caressing her while kissing her neck and ears.
Shortly afterwards he gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in the bathroom the man whispers to his wife, "Listen. This guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! I can tell he has spent a lot of time in prison and probably hasn't seen a woman in years! I saw how he was kissing your neck and ears. If he asks for sex, don't resist! Just do what he tells you to do and he will leave. He is very dangerous and if we piss him off, he'll probably kill us. Just stay strong honey, and remember.. I will always love you, no matter what happens!"
Immediately his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck and ears. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he was gay and thought you were super sexy then asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Just stay strong honey, and remember... I will always love you... no matter what happens!"
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