Bathroom Confession

The Benghazi hearings and Emailgate scandal in full thrust, the trial atmosphere had taken on a decidedly severe tone. Exhausted, Hillary asked for a short break to run to the loo. Once inside, she was approached by a female investigative reporter.

"Thats a tough crowd out there", she said, attempting to cozy up to the beleaguered candidate.

"Listen, I have the inside line on an issue the new wave feminazis are aching to get at. They say it will give you the boost you need to get in touch with the young generation and be done with Sanders once and for all. Off the record, will you let us just know one thing for our blog?"

Sensing an opportunity for some hip, under-the-radar publicity she assented, breaking with her stance of guardedness towards the media.

"Have you ever given a blow-job?", the reporter whispered.

Shocked, she reached down into her bag of snappy one-line answers, paused a moment, then replied dryly, "Yes, but I didn't swallow".

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