Baseball Date

A young lady from a very conservative family is finally allowed to go on her first date. The young man picks her up and they go to a baseball game.

The game was a little boring, so to avoid any awkwardness, the guy gets an idea. He says to his date, "I have a little game we can play, if you're up to it." The girl replies, "Sure! What is it?" The guy says, "How about every time the pitcher throws a strike, I give you a kiss?" The girl says, "Hmm...that sounds like fun!" "And," the guy continues, "every time the pitcher throws a ball, you give me a kiss." She smiled with approval.

So they played their little game for the remainder of the innings, and were both thrilled with how the date went, as they were very attracted to one-another.

Then came time for the guy to drop his date off at her house. She walked in and standing there was her concerned dad, who asked, "So...how did the date go?"

"Oh, it was great!! He kissed me on the strikes, and I kissed him on the balls!"